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  Index Page » Society & Communities » Humor & Pastime
   
 

Being Funny Is Cool - Just Ask My Mom

   

Imagine this lifestyle. You walk into a crowd filled with attractive people. Each person you approach looks at you with a seductive stare. Some ask you to call. Some ask for you to dance. In this scenario you are like a Hollywood movie star.

People have this status when theyre funny. Stand up comedians are famous worldwide because of it. This dream can be a reality. Nothing is impossible in life except for taking a dump on two toilets at once. Well talk about that another time. Does this remind you of anyone?

A male walked into a retail store. He got excited as he noticed an attractive female employee. He displayed this excitement by acting really shy not knowing what to say to her. When the employee asked if he needed help with anything, he replied with a low toned voice No, I dont need help with anything. And then he did the expected, he left the store.

What happened after that? He was thinking about her all day & couldnt understand why he didnt ask for her number. Well I have an answer for you. He was too scared and couldnt come up with anything to say.

Its not about saying anything. Its about saying something that will get the persons attention. My personal favorite is saying something funny. The following are reasons why people dont laugh.

  • What you said wasnt funny.
  • The person doesnt have a sense of humor.

If what you said wasnt funny, itll be easy to notice when all you hear are crickets. If the person doesnt have a sense of humor, thats a better thing. It gives you hope that your jokes are actually funny.

If you are looking to improve your social life, being funny is the best option. Your life will improve in more ways than one. I know from experience!

Author: David Otero
 
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David Otero is a noted author. David likes to create articles about this area.
This article can be searched using: funny news, funny news stories, funny news articles, funny news headlines, current funny news
 
 
 

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